… if you would like to accompany myself and several others for a leisurely saunter of one hour or more, engage in idle, intellectually stimulating chatter, experience pseudo-surreal observations and faux-dada-esque distractions, please accept this gilt-edged invitation for the princely sum of fifteen British Pounds per person to cover labour expenses, down-at-heel shoe leather replenishment and everyday humdrum subsistence.
Le Flâneur of East London (aka David W Percival) can be contacted on his smart lobster by calling +44 (0)7989 235527
or by writing an electronic letter and despatching it to email@example.com
I look forward with anticipation to our future encounter …
Le Flâneur of East London aka DW Percival